Man from Dildo discovers iceberg shaped like giant penis
This iceberg could cold-cock the Titanic.
Ken Pretty, a photographer from the Canadian town of Dildo, has gone viral for capturing the hunk of ice that bears an unmistakable resemblance to a giant erect penis.
There was no chilling shrinkage for this formidable phallus, which measures an impressive 30 feet — and also features a pair of gargantuan gonads.
Pretty noticed the boner berg as he flew his drone off the coast of Newfoundland in an area known, appropriately, as Conception Bay, the Toronto Star reported.
“Only in Newfoundland,” he told the outlet, laughing.
“The resemblance is — you know, it’s good, right? It’s unreal how much it looked like part of the male anatomy,” Pretty said.
The lensman told the Guardian: “Looking from the land, it wasn’t quite clear. But once I got the drone out there, it was unreal how much it looked like — well, you know …”
And that was just the tip of the iceberg.
As expected, the well-endowed monolith proved to be quite an icebreaker in social media, where one woman dubbed it a “dickie berg.”
Ken Pretty, a photographer from the Canadian town of Dildo, has made waves across the globe with his image of a 30-foot-tall iceberg shaped like an erect penis. Kenneth Pretty
“That name has definitely stuck,” Pretty told the Guardian.
“Frozen stiff,” one person commented online.
“I thought cold water made them shrink,” another said.
Unfortunately, the big dick didn’t last long — it collapsed a day after Pretty snapped the image that made waves across the globe.
In the spring, icebergs float from the north into Newfoundland and Labrador waters, where tourists and residents eagerly await their arrival, according to the Star.
Sadly, the mammoth member went flaccid and fell apart shortly after the photograph was taken. Jam Press/Ken Pretty
The Newfoundland and Labrador government has also set up an Iceberg Finder website, which allows aficionados to upload images and location data about the icy visitors.
According to the Canadian Ice Service, more than 200 icebergs have been spotted off the coast of Newfoundland alone as of last week.
“Onshore winds brought in both the pack ice and the bergs,” Diane Davis, who runs a Facebook group for iceberg hunters in the province, told the CBC.
“If the trend holds up, we should see them for May and June, too. Mother Nature only gave us a handful last year,” she added.
Pretty noted that the name of his hometown adds to the hilarity.
“It’s all in good fun. Everyone worried about the cost of living these days,” he told the Guardian. “But if this berg can put a smile on people’s faces, it’s all worth it.”
Source: New York Post
